small PARTS – the story, the myth, the legend…a work-in-progress
“There are no small parts” – Konstantin Stanislavsky
“B*llsh*t.” – Richard Tanner
You know me. At least, my face looks sorta familiar, doesn’t it? Probably because I’ve appeared in over 65 TV shows, feature films, shorts, plays, educational training films, and webisodes. And once, a commercial for Japanese yogurt. Or maybe it’s because you were standing next to me in the “15 items or less” line at Ralph’s last week (I swear, I thought a six-pack only counted as one item). Anyway, I’ve written this show, called small PARTS. It’s being directed by renowned film director Jim Fall. What’s it about? About an hour and 15 minutes. Just kidding. It’s about… YOU. Again, kidding. It’s about me, of course – and it’s an uproarious farcical rant chronicling my 20+ years navigating the rocky waters of this business they call Show.
In it, you’ll get to experience the highs and lows, the ins and outs, the thrills and chills of a life devoted – against all odds, advice and common logic – to acting. You’ll gasp at my exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the exciting world of cable TV auditions, 99-seat Equity Waiver theater, and soul-robbing temp jobs! You’ll marvel at my tales of unscrupulous agents, psychotic directors and delusional producers! ( If you’re lucky, I may even name names. )
Best of all, it’s interactive – that’s right; you, too, can be in on the action! Kind of like Real 3D™. (Only it’s real. And in three actual dimensions.) Sparing no expense, we’ll be employing the latest hi-technology to keep you fully engaged and entertained: audio tapes, slides, and even (if budget considerations permit), a filmstrip.
It’s a story into which I’ve poured my heart, my soul, and my freakishly oversized ego. And it’s coming to the Flight Theater in glamorous Hollywood, USA for only 4 (count ‘em) 4 performances, November 15, 16, 17, & 18th. Don’t miss this West-Coast and World Premiere!
You’ll laugh! You’ll cry!! And then, you’ll go home!!! (Actually, you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay at the theater because the one-eyed snake lady is doing her donkey show).
This is the Demo Reel Richard REALLY wants to send out to casting agents.
If you’d like to see Richard’s “reel” reel, you can always go to his website…if you must.







DEAR Richard!!! This sounds absolutely FANTASTIC!! and I wish I could fly cross country to actually see you in person!!! Congratulations on (1) getting your show together, and (2) all the razzmatazz social media stuff to get the word out! I would so love to bring you and this epic production to St. Augustine….don’t know how, but will be thinking about it! Your wonderful sense of humor is still intact — despite the years of soul-draining day jobs! BRAVO, my friend!!!
Good stuff. Love the sense of humor. Love the sense of ‘work.’ Coming to see you (I’ll have a few drinks before..I’m a writer producer..lol). This has got to be funny.
Congrats.
Glad you approve
Sounds like you’ll relate on a buncha levels. (In fact, feel free to enter the “Worst Audition Contest” — frankly, any Hollywood horror story’ll do. 
And yeah, booze always helps. Which is why I’ll be offering free wine in the lobby
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I seldom write remarks but WOW, this looks like the coolest blog ever! I actually have a question for you, if you don’t mind: If you are writing at additional social sites, I’d like to follow everything new you have to post. Could you make a list of every one of your public sites like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedIn profile?
They’re all their, my friend — just look at the top of the page, where it says, “stalk Richard…”
Hi Richard:
Your reel is wonderful! So funny and it really shows your serious side as well if we look past the funny closed captioning. I’ve known you a long time and have always known how brilliant a comedian and actor your are. You are also a geniune, great listener, kind-hearted, ethical, and a good friend. I miss you terribly and I hope you are filming “Small Parts” since I won’t be able to come to LA to see it in November. Break lots of legs and I hope lots of people will see it. I know it will be a great success!
With love,
Sue
Thanks, hon. Now, how much did we agree I’d pay you for saying all that? LOL
Your creativity inspires me. Your posts on Small Parts The Show are beautifully written and of high quality.
Thank you. Will you marry me?
I just watched your reel again and it reminded me of Woody Allen’s “What’s Up, Tiger Lilly?” So funny.
Your website is awesome. I really enjoyed it. Thanks!…
Thank YOU, Twyla. Did anyone ever tell you what great taste you have?
Very very funny!
You think this is funny? Wait’ll you see the show!
(He said, modestly)
Love the concept. Great stuff here. The challenge will be the follow-on!
Not to mention the follow-UP. lol
Come see the show and find out for yourself…
Good post! I just found this site and I am going to be a regular visitor for a long time.
Welcome aboard, Nickolas. Would you prefer a window or aisle?
Richard-
You had me at your retort to the Stanislavski quote. You know who really says that? Actors who have played nothing but leads for awhile.
Bingo.
If you come see the show, I bet you’ll discover a lot more funny-but-true observations… :
Sounds hysterical! If only I don’t live in the midwest! As an actor and writer myself, I alway appreciate the work that goes into both writing and performing a script. Break many legs!
Thank you. Unfortunately, I only have two.
But what’s wrong with the midwest? Tell you what; you find me a theater near you, and I’ll bring the show to YOU (such a deal!)
Seriously, this short L.A. is kinda like an “in town” out-of-town tryout. The plan is to tour it — first the US, then… the WORLD!!
(Now, does anyone know someone who can translate it into Swahili?)
Really looking forward to reading more. Great.
Thank you url. (And I loved your show, “My Name is Url.”)
But in addition to reading more, why not come and SEE the show for yourself. Hearing is better than reading anyday! (Don’t tell that to the Council on Literacy.)
Hey Richard…So glad Sue Judin told me about you. And yes, you do look familiar. Hilarious reel and great site…Cheers,Gino
Thanks, Gino. Now, what, exactly did Sue TELL you about me??
LOL (I swear, I was no where near that convenience store at the time of the shooting.)
Just bought my ticket. Can’t wait to see the show!
And I can’t wait to see YOU.
Hello there, simply love your blog! Very creative and funny. Good job you guys.
Many thanks, Ms. Madonia. (MUCH classier spelling than “Madonna,” by the way.
Love your website!
Aww, Elwood, I bet you say that to ALL the websites…
You must take part in a contest for one of the best blogs on the net. I will endorse this site!
How nice of you. I will take all the endorsements I can get.
Hi Richard,
Got an email from you a couple weeks ago informing me that I was one of the lucky winners for a ticket to see your show. (We had talked about the Complex and Matt Chaitt). You wrote that I should call your producer to arrange my ticket but left no info as to how to do said. Please advise and, by all means, break a leg.
With the most sincerety I can muster,
Tim Glasby
Please contact the producer Eduardo Enrikez at eduardo@smallpartstheshow.com (I don’t want to post his phone number publicly).
Thanks,
Cathy
Social Media Manager
I am so proud of you Richard!! Wish I was there to see it. I am certain it is going to be a hit! Best of luck as always!
Jenn
After perusing this site I will definitely book tickets to SMALL PARTS. And it’s not just because I know Richard, and don’t want a lifetime of hatred directed at me if I don’t go. Hilarious!
Dave
I can’t wait. 9 more sleeps.
David
GREAT SITE!!!!
This is the greatest site ever! You know it pains me to not have been there for the premiere, but we’re gonna get you to Jersey, baby. I’ll call a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy…
Your favorite Jersey Girl (never thought I’d write THOSE words),
J.
When is the next show?